Four Lines That Rhyme
Quick quatrains with a rhyme scheme.
Tom Newton Dunn, oh Tom Newton Dunn
In charge of political views at The Sun
Trying to say it's all spiffing great fun
When you lost an election you thought you had won
[With apologies to John Betjeman's The Subaltern's Love Song]
Brown toast causes cancer
Quinoa shrinks your dick
Ketchup makes you retch
And Tories make you sick.