Four Lines That Rhyme

Morrissey

Is even worse than Boris, he

Had a stroke of luck

When he missed that ten-tonne truck

Nicola Adams

Is dancing with Madams

Instead of with Misters

Ten points for the sisters

Johnny Rotten

Has obviously forgotten

The establishment he maligned

Now he talks bollocks: never mind

Nadia Whittome

Knows how to hit 'em

When the leader's a drip

She's defying the whip

Princess Anne

Married a man

Who served in the Forces

Ah well - horses for courses

J.K. Rowling

Is bawling and howling

That a wolf can change into a human

But a man can't change into a woman

Langston Hughes

Wrote poems in the rhythm of the blues

He gave folk the shivers

With 'The Negro Speaks of Rivers'

Madonna

Was nearly a goner

When she stepped on a mine

Crossing over the borderline

Laurence Fox

from the school of no knocks

Champion of the overdog

a poundshop Rees Mogg

Rosa Luxemburg

As I'm sure you must have heard

Was jailed and murdered as she would not conform

And preferred revolution to reform