Storming the Capitol
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Trump set their touchpaper alight
They marched there tooled up for a fight
They're so convinced that they are right
And most still live - because they're white
Quick quatrains with a rhyme scheme.
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Trump set their touchpaper alight
They marched there tooled up for a fight
They're so convinced that they are right
And most still live - because they're white
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Opening presents, singing songs,
Telling Christmas stories,
Spreading seasonal goodwill
And, mostly, hating Tories
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Julie Burchill
Will fight them on the beaches like Churchill
She's been cancelled and silenced by opinion shapers
She'll tell you all about it in the national newspapers
pic: Pete Linforth at Pixabay
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Morrissey
Is even worse than Boris, he
Had a stroke of luck
When he missed that ten-tonne truck
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Nicola Adams
Is dancing with Madams
Instead of with Misters
Ten points for the sisters
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Johnny Rotten
Has obviously forgotten
The establishment he maligned
Now he talks bollocks: never mind
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Nadia Whittome
Knows how to hit 'em
When the leader's a drip
She's defying the whip
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Princess Anne
Married a man
Who served in the Forces
Ah well - horses for courses
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J.K. Rowling
Is bawling and howling
That a wolf can change into a human
But a man can't change into a woman
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Langston Hughes
Wrote poems in the rhythm of the blues
He gave folk the shivers
With 'The Negro Speaks of Rivers'