Four Lines That Rhyme

Trump set their touchpaper alight

They marched there tooled up for a fight

They're so convinced that they are right

And most still live - because they're white

Opening presents, singing songs,

Telling Christmas stories,

Spreading seasonal goodwill

And, mostly, hating Tories

Julie Burchill

Will fight them on the beaches like Churchill

She's been cancelled and silenced by opinion shapers

She'll tell you all about it in the national newspapers

pic: Pete Linforth at Pixabay

Morrissey

Is even worse than Boris, he

Had a stroke of luck

When he missed that ten-tonne truck

Nicola Adams

Is dancing with Madams

Instead of with Misters

Ten points for the sisters

Johnny Rotten

Has obviously forgotten

The establishment he maligned

Now he talks bollocks: never mind

Nadia Whittome

Knows how to hit 'em

When the leader's a drip

She's defying the whip

Princess Anne

Married a man

Who served in the Forces

Ah well - horses for courses

J.K. Rowling

Is bawling and howling

That a wolf can change into a human

But a man can't change into a woman

Langston Hughes

Wrote poems in the rhythm of the blues

He gave folk the shivers

With 'The Negro Speaks of Rivers'