Mine, and occasionally others'.
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Work hard, be conscientious, be afraid
Your life won't be worth living if you fail
The only thing that matters is your grade
Feel guilty for each error you have made
Learn quotes by rote and don't stop to exhale
Work hard, be conscientious, be afraid
Of falling short of A-star accolade
Don't eat, don't sleep, travail your skin to pale
The only thing that matters is your grade
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Boris Johnson nominates
the President of the United States
He says the Nobel Prize for Peace
should go to Donald Trump
But that joker has been played before
No satire in it any more
Irony died, doesn't he see?
when Kissinger won it in seventy-three
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Performances booked so far. Click for details - and keep checking back for updates!:
If you are interesting in booking Janine to perform Disaffected Middle-aged Women, email Janine.
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The Disaffected Middle-aged Women make an appearance in Paris on a second consecutive day, this time at Berkeley Books.
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Sorry?
Is
Jeremy Hunt
for real?
Up to 270 dead is
the toll of that 'glitch'
That is
Hundreds of women gone
unscanned, untreated
Hundreds of women gone
That is
the toll of that 'glitch'
Up to 270 dead is
for real.
Jeremy Hunt
is
sorry.
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The Disaffected Middle-aged Women appear at Chesterfield Labour Club, with an evening of poetic entertainment.
More details to follow.
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Filmed on location at Grenfell Tower by Adrianne McKenzie.
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Venue: Bread and Roses, 62 Ebrington Street, PL4 9AF Plymouth
Janine and the Disaffected Middle-aged Women make an appearance at Plymouth's monthly mouth-off at the community hub the Bread and Roses.
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Janine and the Disaffected MIddle-aged Women turn in a poetic performance alongside the Commie Faggots' satirical singing and David Rovics' anarchist singing.
Venue: Brewers Bar, Hackney
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Hi there, it's Ashleigh
from the Daily Mail
I've smelled a story
I'm on the trail
I want to sound street
and your tweets are sick, mate
I'm getting desperate
for some clickbait
Hi there, it's Ashleigh -
you're at the scene
I'm in my office
and I'm really keen
To get a tasty
stabbing quote
About some feral,
lowlife scroat
