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The dog sniffs and circles
carefully selecting
the blade of grass on which to urinate
The bailiff slithers along the street
switching glare from smartphone to door and back
until the numbers match
Whichever blade the streak of piss strikes
its stench spreads rapidly
to its neighbours
Submitted by Janine on
Bird sings at midnight
Climate change, light pollution
Or just a daft cock?
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May look cuddly but
Harms London says urban fox
Of Boris Johnson
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The Queen's horse, Estimate, was stripped of its second place in the 2014 Gold Cup after testing positive for morphine ...
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Aw. Dontcha just love 'em?
