Thoughts and prayers for Richard Branson!
Urgent aid for billionaires!
Don't let the sick hold us to ransom!
Vaccinate our stocks and shares!
Public funds for Virgin's business!
Workers must take unpaid leave!
Poor old Richard's worried witless!
What handouts will his brand receive?
Keep his island isolated!
Seize his cash and golden sands!
His wealth must be expropriated!
Virgin Health in public hands!