Ode to the Downfall of Brooks Newmark
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The fall from grace of the little-known Brooks Newmark, holder of the little-known post of Minister for Civil Society, caught sending a todger selfie to an undercover journo.

Oh Brooks, oh Brooks
How bad this looks
For eve-of-conference dramas
What did the job
Was not your knob
But your Paisley print pyjamas