The Error of her Ways
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She chatted online with her ex
- That's where she went wrong
- He showed her the error of her ways
Now she wears a long-sleeved dress

She spilt his drink and made a mess
- That was her big mistake
- She says she bumped into the door
You know how clumsy she gets

She thinks too much and how she talks
- She'd try the patience of a saint
- And he's no saint. She'd better stay
A week or two indoors

She told him that she'd had enough
- That was the final straw
- She won't be walking out that door
Not ever again.