Coronavirus Has Caught Bolsonaro
Add to My Calendar
Jair Bolsonaro

He was socially close, untamed, unmasked
His magic medicine uncasked
He didn't care so he never asked

He'll brush it off, he's so athletic
The tough guy, leading man aesthetic
No chance it makes him empathetic

He'll rise above like Kilimanjaro
Always survive like the Cult of Skaro
Covid can't hurt Bolsonaro

Lesser beings must feel jealous
Adding to the number swellers
Dying in Brazil's favelas

So sod the safety, tests and treatments -
Economic growth achievements
Matter more than your bereavements

He'll rise above like Kilimanjaro
Always survive like the Cult of Skaro
Covid can't hurt Bolsonaro