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Downing Street

Bring your own booze
Bring your own excitement
Bring your own excuse
Bring your own entitlement
Bring your own germs
Bring your own immunity
Bring your own free pass
to party with impunity

Bring your own scorn
Bring your own spin
Bring your own speed
Bring your own sloe gin
Bring your own tipple
that your servant bought
Bring your own bottle
and don't lose it if we're caught

Bring your own self-regard
Bring your own confidence
Bring your own superiority
Bring your own arrogance
Bring your own toasts
Bring your own boasts
of how hard you are working
at impressing your host

Bring your own high horse
Bring your own wealth
Bring your own bare face
Bring your own breath
and let your hypocrisy take it from you
And bring the common people's piss
so we can take that too.