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Ambushed by a Cake

Submitted by Janine on Fri, 28/01/2022 - 13:59

He was taken aback
by a slice of flapjack
Spliced by an iced bun
that jumped him for fun

And the poor bloke was wholly
jammed by a roly poly
He was knocked quite agog
by a shocking chocolate log
He was stunned by a lunge
from a moreish Victoria sponge
Wrapped up like a noodle
by a furtive apple strudel

He nearly lost his footing
to a sudden suet pudding
He was caught unaware
by a chocolate eclair
that he didn't know was there

So come on, give the guy a break
His story isn't fake
There's such a lot at stake
Don't flake, for pity's sake -
He was ambushed by a cake!

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