Clerihew

Richard Sharp

Likes to whinge and to carp

That report was bad luck

Now off he can fuck

Jeremy Westlake

has the second best take

He's in charge of the cash

and makes sure he gets a big stash

Andrew Haines

carefully explains

That his £593,000 pay is not a perk -

He really is worth twenty of the people who do the actual work

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*Chief Executive Officer of Network Rail

Grant Shapps

He talks and he craps

But often gets confused

About which end he's used

Owen Patterson

takes envelopes with splatters on

One hundred grand and he'll do your bidding

Fit for public office? You've got to be kidding.

Julie Burchill

Will fight them on the beaches like Churchill

She's been cancelled and silenced by opinion shapers

She'll tell you all about it in the national newspapers

pic: Pete Linforth at Pixabay

Morrissey

Is even worse than Boris, he

Had a stroke of luck

When he missed that ten-tonne truck

Nicola Adams

Is dancing with Madams

Instead of with Misters

Ten points for the sisters

Johnny Rotten

Has obviously forgotten

The establishment he maligned

Now he talks bollocks: never mind

Princess Anne

Married a man

Who served in the Forces

Ah well - horses for courses