Mine, and occasionally others'.
KURDISH FOOD - LIVE MUSIC - STAND-UP - POETRY
Institute of Education Bar - 21 November at 7pm - £5 entry - all proceeds to International Federation of Iraqi Refugees
On 21 November, join the International Federation of Iraqi Refugees at the Institute of Education Bar for a fundraiser to raise money to support Kurdish refugees fleeing ISIS, sectarian gangs and war in the Middle East.
Myleene Klass and Griff Rhys Jones
Like living in enormous homes
But Griff Rhys Jones and Myleene Klass
Don't want to pay a mansion tax
If Labour wins they'll emigrate
They've helped me to at last locate
A decent reason to vote Labour -
Feck off and do us all a favour
One of Peter Pinkney's first decisions when he became RMT National President in 2013 was to ban members of the national executive (which included me at the time) from swearing in meetings ...
When Pinkney won the President
We knew he would be daring
We weren't expecting this one though -
He banned us fucking swearing!
Brooks Newmark's second sexting strand
Was unwise, on reflection
He no longer has the balls to stand
In next year's general erection
New words for The Clash classic, 'Garageland':
Backing the Farage with my bullshit detector
Winning an election with a Tory defector
We hate politicians but we're worse than the rest
Keep quiet about our policy to destroy the NHS
We're a Farage band - ah-ah-ah
We come from Farageland - ah-ah-ah
Seize the day, Theresa May,
Lock extremist scum away
While you're there, inspect the cell
And lock yourself inside as well
That tear-stained bit of David Cameron's Conservative Party conference speech ...
"How very dare you suggest
I don't care for the great NHS?
I love it so dearly
I'd sell it for nearly
As much as my granny - or less"